DEATH BONERS

Morgue Owner - Nick

CELEBRITIES
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Miriam Margolyes	Looks like Adrian Adonis	5/18/1941	81	19
	Tim Curry	Dr. Frank-N-Furter on wheels	4/19/1946	76	24
	Jimmy Carter	Walking bruise	10/1/1924	97	3
	Queen Elizabeth II	The epitome of poise and elegance who seeks to outlive her son, thus depriving him of the opprotunity to take the crown. God save the queen!	4/21/1926	96	4	9/8/2022
	Robert Klein	The funnier Richard Lewis	2/8/1942	80	20
	Wes Studi	Nick is angling for bonus points	12/17/1947	74	26
	Donald Sutherland	Fathered an alcoholic	7/17/1935	87	13
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Ellen Burstyn	"That actress from that thing..."	12/7/1932	89	11
	Flava Flav	"Yeah, BOYEEE!!!"	3/16/1959	63	37
	Jake "the Snake" Roberts	Used to smoke crack with cobras	5/30/1955	67	33
	Edward Furlong	Proof that child stars rarely age well	8/2/1977	45	55
	Brian May	Astrophysicist that dabbled with music	7/19/1947	75	25
	Rita Moreno	The other old Spanish actress	12/11/1931	90	10
	Francis Ford Coppola	Nepotism ruined Godfather III	4/7/1939	83	17
	Name	Known For?	Birthdate	Current Age	Score Potential	Status
	Richard Simmons	If Bob Ross was gay	7/12/1948	74	26
	Ted Turner	Ruined classic films with colorization	11/19/1938	83	17
	Sidney Poitier	Classy mother fucker	2/20/1927	94	6	1/7/2022
	Elliott Gould	Used to bang Barbra Streisand	8/29/1938	84	16
	Brenda Fricker	Scary bird lady in Home Alone 2	2/17/1945	77	23
	Goldie Hawn	Banging Kurt Russell	11/21/1945	76	24